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by pepino cantador (saxomofo)
at July 17th, 2008 (10:25 pm)

Well, since I have already been banned, I may as well snark away. The mods at bakebakebake are losing their shit about snarking and have pre-emptively banned anyone involved in a snarking community. Awesome job, guize! 

http://community.livejournal.com/bakebakebake/1396133.html?nc=6


 ps. This has inspired me and now I will pimp: srsbzns_bakingBecause baking and snark is really fucking serious.

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Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)

Ooooh, I wonder if this means I've been banned too. Would be a first for me.

And gee, I wonder what brought this one, could it possibly be someone getting a bit butthurt about being featured in domestic snark?

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)

I think it was that red velvet cake that ended up being a pink velour mess.

I am pretty butthurt that they didn't give us the option of leaving snark communities before bringing down the ban hammer.

So, as a result, I am now going to snark the ever loving shit out of that community.

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)

I wonder if they'll ban the OP of fuchsia what the fuck cake since she joined in on the snark.

It would also be nice if they remembered that their ever so sweet and supportive members weren't being all that supportive in the post itself either.

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:43 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:46 am (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)

I was wondering what might have set them off.

Sheesh.

I'm just waiting to see if I get banned.

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)

One of the members who claims to *love* domestic snark apparently doesn't love it so much when they make fun of her failures.

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)

Yeah, obviously not. Now, I've two different people telling me that no one will be banned unless they snark someone on the community.

Nice backpedal. Good thing I screencapped the post.

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:18 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:24 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:32 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:34 am (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:38 am (UTC)

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:38 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)

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Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)

Posted by: That Horrible Woman (heatermcca)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 06:11 pm (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:18 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:22 am (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:57 am (UTC)

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:09 am (UTC)

Posted by: If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously (copper_season)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:12 am (UTC)

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)

Posted by:   (suitablyemoname)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)

Won't this just encourage people to use sockpuppets?

Posted by: An Extraordinary Machine (slinksgirl)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)

bakebakebake is the new vaginapagina

Posted by: she's a jar with a heavy lid (girlsknowbest)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:20 am (UTC)
haha.

SAXYMOFO, what have you done to that poor innocent baking community, woman?

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:21 am (UTC)
Re: haha.

It wasn't even me this time! I swear!! It was that goddamned pink cake!

Posted by: she's a jar with a heavy lid (girlsknowbest)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
Re: haha.

they just went through all their members profiles and deleted people with snark comms?

i think someone is lacing the brownies, guise.

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
Re: haha.

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Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)

I swear I want to start a srs bzns baking community now.

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)

It would be so awesome if you could use radioactive fuchsia WTF cake for the layout of that comm.

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Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)

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Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC)

Posted by: Heather (heatherface)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:36 am (UTC)

What cake? I missed something.

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)

If you look at domestic snark on page two of the comments on the first entry there's a link to one of the chicks baking disasters.

Short version, she tried making red velvet cake twice. First time she subbed vanilla soy milk for the buttermilk and chocolate pudding mix for the cocoa.

Second time she talked to "baking experts" who told her cocoa was just for color so she should use more food coloring. Used butter instead of oil.

Her first cake was mauve and brown on the outside, second was bright fucking fuchsia and beigey on the bottom.

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)

It was a red velvet cake that the OP didn't use cocoa or oil in and it was bright fucking pink because apparently Canadian dye is all weird. People were like....uh...that's not a red velvet cake and she insisted everyone thought it was a delicious red velvet cake. Yeah. Seriously. That's it.

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)

But, but, but 8 whole people had a slice!! EIGHT! They must have thought it was just like red velvet too!

Posted by: Wouldn't you like to know? (lachica2000)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:55 am (UTC)
Are you serious?

Wait, what? Isn't red velvet cake, by definition, a CHOCOLATE cake?

Posted by: pepino cantador (saxomofo)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC)

Not according to "expert bakers" who advised this poor girl in her baking disaster. Apparently cocoa is now a tasteless additive that isn't required in certain cakes. I guess chocolate cake only needs the cocoa to get that nice brown colour. The chocolate taste clearly comes from the reaction of the vanilla and the eggs....

Posted by: Samantha Meraz (sammim)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 04:01 am (UTC)

Posted by: Wouldn't you like to know? (lachica2000)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 04:03 am (UTC)

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Posted by: Wouldn't you like to know? (lachica2000)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)

Posted by: Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass. (dazeydevyne)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 05:18 am (UTC)

Posted by: Cake! (blondebeaker)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)

Whoa, wait. Canadian dye is all weird? Because I have made red velvet cake lots of times and the colouring came out perfect.

Then again I know how to follow a recipe too. ;)

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Posted by: Cake! (blondebeaker)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 05:07 am (UTC)

Posted by: Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass. (dazeydevyne)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)

Yeah, the food colour thing confused me too, because I've never had a problem either. I live near the border though, so maybe my Mom always went to Bellingham to buy food coloring (as opposed to food coloUring, which is available in Canada- my home and native land)

Posted by: Cake! (blondebeaker)
Posted at: July 18th, 2008 05:25 am (UTC)

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